Friend For Sale
Free to a good home, one moderately educated, slightly faded and worn Dave.
An excellent bargain for anybody who needs a disposable friend for a couple of days and then wants rid.
Comes with own transportation and good working knowledge of computers in case you need your computer fixing or anything else IT related for that matter. Unfortunately this Dave has a few nasty surface blemishes (scuffs/scratches) around the face but nothing that cant be overlooked or hidden with a brown paper bag.
Has a slightly short fuse when pushed, but normally will just keep coming back and taking punishment. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but loyal until the end.
Anybody in need of a disposable friend, gullable and fun for the time you need them should look no further.
Serious offers only, check out my feedback, bid in confidence, and please check out my other auctions.
Adios, Auf Wiedersehen and Peace out to you all
